Today I finally went to the elusive OBGYN and got to get naked with a room of lady strangers (hello med students!!!) and have the most uncomfortable 10 minutes of my life. Speculums kind of resemble toucan beaks.
My favorite part of the appointment, other than the 2 hour wait I patiently endured, was when the doctor attempted to show me how to insert a Nuva Ring.
"Let me assemble my vagina first…. And then you just stick it all the way in there, and you’ll forget all about it."
“And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women—except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit ‘n’ stuff. But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years—whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know what? Actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.”—Tina Fey (via mikecomplains)