May 2011
85 posts
The Human Centipede CAT TOY by OhBoyCatToy on... →
May 31st
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May 29th
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a selected compilation of terrible things, pt.3
 end of night, bloody feet, no one compliments shoes  broken promises  hayfever  having LMFAO stuck in your head  taking the subway in the wrong direction  unanswered emails  the air horn sound in every DJ Khaled song  seeing the much hotter girl your ex fucked  eating too much bread  falling asleep in jeans
May 28th
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I have no idea what to do.
May 28th
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May 25th
sick with anxiety? who doesn’t pack until the day before moving…this girl.
May 25th
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“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via lipsticksmiles)
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
If they are terrible once, there’s no proof they won’t do it again. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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i hate men
May 23rd
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McCann New York →
May 23rd
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via ruben platt
Had a friend throw together a list of his favorite dj premier tracks. Enjoy—    3 4 5
May 23rd
Malicious compliance - Wikipedia, the free... →
Definition of ‘WELL YOU SAID’. I’m forcing Michael to turn this into a sketch.
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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It's My Pleasure...: The Truth About Kinky Women →
mrzeitgeist: This was written in response to a FetLife post. The poster was wondering why no one was responding to his profile or his entreaties to be invited to parties. You want to meet a girl that you can explore your kinky side with. That’s wonderful. Let me ask you something: Do…
May 22nd
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May 21st
hmmmm——-there’s something to be said about the man who can’t even admit you’re prettier than the next broad, yet still wants all he can get from you
May 20th
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May 20th
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‘Midnight in Paris,’ by Woody Allen, With Owen... →
May 20th
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a selected compilation of terrible things, pt.2
“let’s try this again” getting air blown into your eyes at the optometrist  working for hours, nothing accomplished packing 21 years into 4 suitcases burlap feeling sheets the pause after you’ve said the wrong thing no milk, full bowl of cereal too big too small the feeling of being rushed at the check out counter when you can’t put your money away fast...
May 20th
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Summer Trend | Going Bra-less - NYTimes.com →
the things skinny girls can get away with
May 19th
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) - IMDb →
PAUL RUDD IS IN THIS PAUL RUDD MAN OF MY DREAMS  OMG
May 19th
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May 19th
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i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more. i like your body. i like what it does, i like its hows. i like to feel the spine of your body and its bones, and the trembling -firm-smooth ness and which i will again and again and again kiss, i like kissing this and that of you, i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz of your electric fur,...
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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Hopeless Lingerie →
May 16th
How to Speak Hip - Skeyelab Music →
thank you mitch ;)
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