The Human Centipede CAT TOY by OhBoyCatToy on... →
a selected compilation of terrible things, pt.3
end of night, bloody feet, no one compliments shoes broken promises hayfever having LMFAO stuck in your head taking the subway in the wrong direction unanswered emails the air horn sound in every DJ Khaled song seeing the much hotter girl your ex fucked eating too much bread falling asleep in jeans
I have no idea what to do.
sick with anxiety? who doesn’t pack until the day before moving…this girl.
I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.– Edgar Allan Poe (via lipsticksmiles)
If they are terrible once, there’s no proof they won’t do it again.
i hate men
McCann New York →
via ruben platt
Had a friend throw together a list of his favorite dj premier tracks. Enjoy— 3 4 5
Malicious compliance - Wikipedia, the free... →
Definition of ‘WELL YOU SAID’. I’m forcing Michael to turn this into a sketch.
It's My Pleasure...: The Truth About Kinky Women →
mrzeitgeist: This was written in response to a FetLife post. The poster was wondering why no one was responding to his profile or his entreaties to be invited to parties. You want to meet a girl that you can explore your kinky side with. That’s wonderful. Let me ask you something: Do…
hmmmm——-there’s something to be said about the man who can’t even admit you’re prettier than the next broad, yet still wants all he can get from you
‘Midnight in Paris,’ by Woody Allen, With Owen... →
a selected compilation of terrible things, pt.2
“let’s try this again” getting air blown into your eyes at the optometrist working for hours, nothing accomplished packing 21 years into 4 suitcases burlap feeling sheets the pause after you’ve said the wrong thing no milk, full bowl of cereal too big too small the feeling of being rushed at the check out counter when you can’t put your money away fast...
Summer Trend | Going Bra-less - NYTimes.com →
the things skinny girls can get away with
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) - IMDb →
PAUL RUDD IS IN THIS PAUL RUDD MAN OF MY DREAMS OMG
i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more. i like your body. i like what it does, i like its hows. i like to feel the spine of your body and its bones, and the trembling -firm-smooth ness and which i will again and again and again kiss, i like kissing this and that of you, i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz of your electric fur,...
Hopeless Lingerie →
How to Speak Hip - Skeyelab Music →
thank you mitch ;)